![]() ![]() “I have been busting my humps being your male nurse because I genuinely love these gift baskets.And I thought that I’d made myself pretty crystal clear when I told you I wanted zero crust whatsoever cause it hurts my teeth. Oh, I hate to be this girl but I do see some residual crust on that sandwich. And a crustless sando for baby.” “Oh, you’re so sweet for taking care of me Max. “We have your hot but not too hot tea.You two have fun talking like two of Scott Caan’s groomsmen.” Here’s to keeping it cazsh.” “Well, I’m out. Husband of Streisand comma Barbra.” “Ok ok Brovine Growth Hormone. ![]() You know what? It’s totally cool because flirting is in bounds bro… lin comma James. That bartendress over there was flirting with me but I did not flirt back. It’s more cazsh.” “Actually the drinks were free. Bromaine lettuce.” “So what’s the damage on my bevvy? We go dutch. ![]() Man I love the workplace – fluorescent lights, stale coffee, and the sweet sound of men quoting classic comedies.”
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